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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

This is very important and a lot of things people don’t understand about me. I’ve been through a lot. A LOT, and I’ve always had a part of me that’s wished that those people end up getting their comeuppance. Yet, there’s a larger part of me that doesn’t wish to see people hurt the way I have. That I want them smiling and happy and enjoying life so that they have no -need- to hurt others. It’s not.. turning the other cheek as much as understanding that the cycle of pain only continues so long as we sustain it.

hypnobears:

That’s it, bro.  Lay back down, feeling the power of my voice.  Knowing how good it feels to obey.  Sinking even deeper now…  Feeling so much better without your old clothes… Without your old life…  Your jock feels so nice, so comfortable against you.  It helps you relax more, listen closer, feel better…
You are your jock, boy.  And you’ll never want to wear anything else again…

hypnobears:

That’s it, bro.  Lay back down, feeling the power of my voice.  Knowing how good it feels to obey.  Sinking even deeper now…  Feeling so much better without your old clothes… Without your old life…  Your jock feels so nice, so comfortable against you.  It helps you relax more, listen closer, feel better…

You are your jock, boy.  And you’ll never want to wear anything else again…

taiga-cchi:

thegreenwolf:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is
not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”
this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.
I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.
Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 
Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.
Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.
GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!
If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.
Give the bees a free home!
Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 
Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.
Sources and other helpful links:
5 ways to help our disappearing bees
How to “Friend” Your Native Bees
Why gardening is good for your health
Silence of the Bees

Quick mention of the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, a nonprofit group doing a LOT of good work for bees and other pollinators, among others.

Guys, if all the bees died we’d have FOUR YEARS to live.

Bees can kill me.

taiga-cchi:

thegreenwolf:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is

not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”

this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.

I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.

Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 

Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.

Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.

GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!

If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.

Give the bees a free home!

Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 

Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.

Sources and other helpful links:

5 ways to help our disappearing bees

How to “Friend” Your Native Bees

Why gardening is good for your health

Silence of the Bees

Quick mention of the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, a nonprofit group doing a LOT of good work for bees and other pollinators, among others.

Guys, if all the bees died we’d have FOUR YEARS to live.

Bees can kill me.

asbear84:

After filming something for YouTube. I thought I might as well have a gar.

cigarpervdad:

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thefattestwizard:

I reckon’ y’all might wanna hear my story before  go’n change ya, but there ain’t much to tell. See, I grew up around these here swamps, but I wasn’ very content with livin’ here for the rest of mah days. So I up’n became a cityslicker first chance I got. But the econ’my don’ treat dumb hicks like me very nice, so I came back home to them swamps before a year’s end.
Mah pa said he ain’ got no time for no cityslicker wanna-bes, though, and said that if I was gon’ live with him it’d be by his rules. So when he demanded I wear some old clothin’ that belonged to one o’ his redneck friends, ‘course I had to oblige. But he was a big feller, ‘n short too, so the clothing fit like shit. ‘Course that didn’t last long, my gut grew out, arms got real nice n thick, and my face got older and grew a nice thick fu-man-chu, just like one o’ mah pa’s redneck pals. Only problem was I was short, a good half foot shorter than all his friends.
'Course, that's all I am now. Mah father introduced me as Cletus, a new fellah that worked in the shop with him. Was a lil' strange hangin' out with fellas twice your age, 'specially when they were everything you used to despise. But before I knew it, I fell right in line, drinkin' a case o' beer with 'em every night, shootin' the shit with'em, complainin' bout the government, buyin' my own gun, and even my own ol' pick-up truck and a few trashy tattoos when I had enough money from doin' dumb work with him in the shop. I was too stupid for the more complicated tasks, but I did mah best.
Things just seemed to fall inter place after a while, n Ah felt content. I didn’t even need them clothes any more to be a big fat redneck, but I kept ‘em anyways, just cuz I liked their scent. O’ course, I thank mah pa from time to time for what he’s done t’me. Although I jerk off and suck off all his friends (they love my mustache ‘n thick furry palms), mah big ol’ furry ass is his exclusively. Ah love when he plugs me up with that big cock o’ his, callin’ me his big fat redneck bitch, just his dumb ol’ slut. I met the missus one time ‘n she didn’t even recognize her own son, so I reckon he’s right. Ah ain’ nothing but his ol’, big dumb redneck pig, and Ah couldn’t be happier.

thefattestwizard:

I reckon’ y’all might wanna hear my story before  go’n change ya, but there ain’t much to tell. See, I grew up around these here swamps, but I wasn’ very content with livin’ here for the rest of mah days. So I up’n became a cityslicker first chance I got. But the econ’my don’ treat dumb hicks like me very nice, so I came back home to them swamps before a year’s end.

Mah pa said he ain’ got no time for no cityslicker wanna-bes, though, and said that if I was gon’ live with him it’d be by his rules. So when he demanded I wear some old clothin’ that belonged to one o’ his redneck friends, ‘course I had to oblige. But he was a big feller, ‘n short too, so the clothing fit like shit. ‘Course that didn’t last long, my gut grew out, arms got real nice n thick, and my face got older and grew a nice thick fu-man-chu, just like one o’ mah pa’s redneck pals. Only problem was I was short, a good half foot shorter than all his friends.

'Course, that's all I am now. Mah father introduced me as Cletus, a new fellah that worked in the shop with him. Was a lil' strange hangin' out with fellas twice your age, 'specially when they were everything you used to despise. But before I knew it, I fell right in line, drinkin' a case o' beer with 'em every night, shootin' the shit with'em, complainin' bout the government, buyin' my own gun, and even my own ol' pick-up truck and a few trashy tattoos when I had enough money from doin' dumb work with him in the shop. I was too stupid for the more complicated tasks, but I did mah best.

Things just seemed to fall inter place after a while, n Ah felt content. I didn’t even need them clothes any more to be a big fat redneck, but I kept ‘em anyways, just cuz I liked their scent. O’ course, I thank mah pa from time to time for what he’s done t’me. Although I jerk off and suck off all his friends (they love my mustache ‘n thick furry palms), mah big ol’ furry ass is his exclusively. Ah love when he plugs me up with that big cock o’ his, callin’ me his big fat redneck bitch, just his dumb ol’ slut. I met the missus one time ‘n she didn’t even recognize her own son, so I reckon he’s right. Ah ain’ nothing but his ol’, big dumb redneck pig, and Ah couldn’t be happier.

thefattestwizard:

Okay, maybe I shoulda been nicer to that redneck at the gas station, but he was eyein’ me on the urinal, and he just looked all grimy and gross…. So I bitched him out, callin him a dirty faggot and threatenin’ to press chargers for sexual assault.

But when I went back out to my car, I found a red hat sittin’ on the dash, kinda like the one he was wearing. For some reason, I had the strange urge to put it on….

I used to be some big, corporate hotshot, with a wife and kids, a nice car, and the works. Nice clean haircut, full head o’ hair, clean face, slim athletic body. Now I’m this big dumbass redneck slut, no more than a lazy ass drunk. Even if I wanted to get up and be active, I tire from just waddlin’ to the toilet, and am much more content rubbin’ my big ol belly. I’ve even come to like my bushy, greying beard and shaved head - sometimes food and tobacco spit gets stuck in it, but Jerry tells me I look like a hot pig, and that just gets my tiny cock so damn hard. That’s all I seem to be able to think about, these days. My cock, my hole, and my redneck pal Jerry.

I spend all day now waitin for Jerry to come home from workin the garbage truck, smellin all grimey and dirty. The smell alone is enough to make me fall to my knees, and when he starts fingerin’ mah hole, I lose all sense of who I am - nothin’ more than a big ol’ pigslut for my redneck pal. All I can think about is fillin’ my hole, he even lets me use his filthy dildo while he’s out at work, keeping me a happy, drunk pig, jerkin’ off on the couch all day. Nothin can replace the feelin’ of a nice cock, though - especially his.

But Jerry said I had to learn my lesson, which is why I’m here in the bathroom tellin’ you mah story, and pervin out on anyone that’ll pay me a visit. So what do you say, fella? How’s about you come give me a fill?